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Things What Make Me Stabby

August 6, 2008

In no particular order:

  • Nic Cage
  • The word “slacks”
  • People who audibly worry about not getting “enough protein.”  These people often carry something called “food bars.”
  • Germophobes/wielders of alcoholic antibacterial goop
  • Skinny jeans
  • Random chin hairs (aka “carny hairs”)
  • Street harrassers
  • Las Vegas
  • Whiny complaints that “things were different back in my day…”
  • “Abuse” of “quotation” “marks”

Feel free to add your own.

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